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Sun, 06 Mar 2005 05:42:57 GMT

wow what a great tribe, this shit makes me puke. anyway it's actually spelled mayonnaise (double 'n'). peace

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i can't agree enough

tribeisprettygay — Sun, 26 Sep 2004 19:01:53 GMT

i have waged a personal war against this foul condiment since i was a young man.

BRANDON 1
MAYO 0

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The first thing

Tue, 18 May 2004 01:57:24 GMT

I told my new personal chef is that I just don't do mayonnaise.

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My luck ends!

Tue, 04 May 2004 04:13:25 GMT

Since starting this tribe I had yet to accidently have mayo put on something that I had asked for it not to be there. But today, said luck ends.

Well actually I requested no ranch dressing as that is what the sandwich came with, so instead she put mayo. GIVE ME A BREAK!! Since this was one of my regular lunch establishments I was quite calm about it and even considered it the sandwich with it, but I just couldn't it.

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From Mexico

Thu, 15 Apr 2004 07:51:35 GMT

I have a feeling that mayonaise in Mexico is grossier than it is here. But since I'm not willing to taste it I just will never know. Oh well.

But I could always bring some back.

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Mayo is Evil

Sat, 13 Mar 2004 00:25:19 GMT

Mayo is evil evil evil evil evil evil. 666666666.
I don't want to work and mayo is evil evil evil. It looks gross, it smells gross. It is gross.

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Does anything compare?

Fri, 20 Feb 2004 23:49:44 GMT

Doe anything compare on the grossness level of mayonaise.

1. Peanut Butter
2. Cream of _________ (fill in the blank soup)

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I Love Lucy Episode

Sat, 21 Feb 2004 01:27:50 GMT

Watching Lucy eat the mayonnaise she made for that commercial was so totally gross. I could almost gag watching that.

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Coworker Thinks

Fri, 06 Feb 2004 20:54:07 GMT

My vegan coworker thinks that some of his quirks now are not that weird. He thinks that evil is going a little overboard and he asked if I ever had tofu mayonnaise. Yah, right!

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Varying levels of evil

Ryan 'The Mannequin' — Mon, 02 Feb 2004 15:49:31 GMT

Okay, so I think we can safely say that the concept of mayo is disgusting, and that the end result is pure evil. What my question is, how do you feel about the varying levels of mayoness?

Level 1 - Pure mayo, used as a way to ruin an otherwise good sandwich, and for some reason put on any chicken type sandwich in restaurants. Apparently also used for dipping of french fries by some particularily saddistic individuals.

Level 2 - Mayo mixed with a side dish, or as a main ingredient in a dish. Potato and some types of pasta salad come to mind.

Level 3 - Mayo based dipping sauces and flavorings. Ranch is mainly what I am thinking about, but all of those aoili sauces that you see at restaurants that have some other type of flavoring like pesto or sun-dried tomato.

My opinion is that 1 and 2 make me ill and I want no part of it, and I will often ask to not have number 3 if it comes with whatever I am eating...but if my sandwich came with number 3 on it, I probably wouldn't send it back and in fact in a few rare instances I actually wanted it.

So there you go. The 3 levels of mayo. Let me know what you think, or if there should be additional levels or examples added.

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Quote about mayo

Mon, 02 Feb 2004 01:59:25 GMT

In the movie "The Good Thief" it was very good too. Nick Nolte

He buys the leading lovely lady french fries at 5 am, which she says she will eat with mayo. That almsot wrecked the movie. Then someone asked her whey she left Russia and came to France and she said for the mayonaise.

Gross!

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Mayo is evil!

Ryan 'The Mannequin' — Sat, 31 Jan 2004 23:11:56 GMT

Wow, good call. Right now our own private tribe. I am sure you didn't think of this while you were supposed to be working?

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